Dear so and so…

 

Dear house,

One day, my friend, you and i are not going to have a continual wiff of poo. Yes it seems unlikely right now. But it will happen and im may just do a little dance.

potty training purgatory, Sx

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Dear Women's hospital planners, 

Just curious to know why there are in fact TWO new mummy and baby spaces outside the hospital now. Im thinking 6000 babies a year we may need a few more than that. 

nightshift working nurse, Sx

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Dear skin on my hands, 

Dont break up on me now, i need you. Spring is on the way. 

handcream loving, Sx

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Dear half term, 

you can't get here quick enough. Seriously. 

done with the school run, Sx

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Dear Larger toddler of mine, 

What happens at 4am in the morning that makes you come and get into our bed, on my side, with your freezing feet? huh? Can we do something about it so you stay put for just a few nights.

trying to think its cute but failing, Sx

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Dear darling daughter of mine, 

sitting on the toilet when your parents are in the shower and putting the phone onto movie mode is so not funny! Stop doing that. No-one needs that sort of shock when scrolling through photos. 

must lock my phone ALL the time, Sx

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Dear weather,

Could you please just either snow or get lost with the freezing hail/rain type stuff. Its boring to do life in that sort of rubbish precipitation and no fun if you are a little kid with a sledge. 

how very british, Sx

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